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[SoBeiT]

A Blonde's Brain At Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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Adventures in Disneyland

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

[Zinia]

Lmao!

[ProphetSix]

Lol Sobe!!! G1s!!! Reminds me of another blonde joke....

A blonde, brunette and redhead walk into a bar and order a drink. While the bartender is making the drinks, he mentions to the ladies how there's a magical mirror in the women's bathroom. If you look in the mirror and say something truthful, your greatest desire will come true. But, if you look in the mirror and say something false, you will be sucked in forever.

The three women take their drinks and start discussing this. The brunette decides to take the risk and try it out. Walking into the bathroom, she looks in the mirror and calmly says, "I think I am the most beautiful woman in this bar." *POOF* The keys to a brand new Ferrari appear at her fingertips. Ecstatic, she runs out to tell the other girls, where the redhead jumps at the chance to try it out.

Staring into the mirror, the redhead says, "I think I am the smartest woman in this bar." *POOF* A check for a few billion dollars appears at her fingertips. Running out to show off what she just got, the two girls urge the blonde to go try it out.

Finally giving in, the blonde walks up to the mirror. Hesitantly looking into it, she takes a deep breathe and says, "I think..."

She was sucked in the mirror and never heard from again.

[SoBeiT]

hehehehe P6