Men

[SoBeiT]

Good thing Women love you anyway
:lol:

How to talk about men and still be politically correct...


He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.

He does not get lost; he DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a cradle robber; he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a total ass; he develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.

He is not short; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.

He is not unsophisticated; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.

He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.

He does not hog the blankets; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.

He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has SWINE EMPATHY.

He doesn't have a dirty mind; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.

He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

[-F7]

Pffft!!!!

How can you tell when a woman is about to say something wise?

She starts it off with, "A man once told me..." :moon:

[|Robot|Bender]

Ouch!!!!

[Play]

Pffft!!!!

How can you tell when a woman is about to say something wise?

She starts it off with, "A man once told me..." :moon:

Yikes, I think F7 just moved up a couple of noches on Lea and Sobe's hit list. :p

[SoBeiT]

Yikes, I think F7 just moved up a couple of noches on Lea and Sobe's hit list. :p


And I thought I picked the nicest one there too!


grumble grumble @ F7 ;)

[Airlea]

I know I posted this somewhere; thought it would go well with this thread ;)

"A poem for us (women)....

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.


I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.


I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings..
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL,

A BABE or a CHICK.

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?! "

:rockon:

~Airlea~ *Loading her minigun and going over her " list"*

[Inkswitch]

Deez broads is funny.

[ProphetSix]

DON'T call me a GIRL,

A BABE or a CHICK.

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?! "

:rockon:

~Airlea~ *Loading her minigun and going over her " list"*
I don't get it.......

*ducks*

Reminds me of a saying my mom used to tell me all the time:

Patience is a virtue,
Possess it if you can.
Seldom found in a woman,
But never found in a man.

[SFT]

Nice, Ladies. lol

I know there's a power tool joke in there somewhere.