Now you can play WoW at work! [Archive]

Phanataz

03-29-2005, 04:55 AM

Well, okay maybe not on your crappy office computer, but you can have the next best thing. ;)

http://www.progressquest.com/

I am Phanz the Phantastic (started a Multiplayer Game)
http://progressquest.com/expo.php?name=Phanz+The+Phantastic

on the Expodrine world.

SuperDank

03-29-2005, 12:36 PM

you trying to get me fired? :)

missuspuf

03-29-2005, 04:22 PM

i'm mpuf whose your mama, and i am of the Will O' the Wisp race and Tongueblade class (how very appropriate).

Noticed just a few minor differences between this game and WOW. This one seems to have no lag or latency issues at all! More choices of race and classes which is nice. The realm though, one your in it, doesn't have the oooommph that WOW does, seems a little 2D for the money..... haven't leveled yet tho i have completed 5 quests....hhhmmmm....

;)

Phanataz

03-29-2005, 06:44 PM

Whats the last quest youve done? I just did Exterminate the Porn Elementals. The drops are great there let me tell you. ;) I used my Cone of Annoyance spell..woot!

Btw here is a quick link to your stats, mpuf:
http://progressquest.com/expo.php?name=mpuf+whose+your+mama

Hit control-M within the game to set your motto. :rockon:

SuperDank

03-29-2005, 07:36 PM

Or you can play while you wait to log in to WoW :)

Phanataz

03-29-2005, 08:05 PM

Now youre talking ;)

Hort

03-29-2005, 08:20 PM

Rofl- I'm Hort the Tentacled... Expodrine

And I am now in poseesion of the Enchanted Garnet of Nervousness, a gril scout cooki and a pointed stick.

And I'm four slots behind Puf. Ph33r my slime finger.

Phanataz

03-29-2005, 09:27 PM

Pffft.. you guys are slow.. already at level 24!

I think I may have killed mpuf, i just saw that I have a will-o-the-wisp wisp.

Woot and another elemental porn lube just dropped!

Salyavin

03-29-2005, 10:19 PM

Lost my lvl78 Trans-Kobold Inner Mason in a hard drive failure about 2 years ago. He's still more playable than my WoW characters right now.

Cheers,
Salyavin

Hort

03-30-2005, 04:00 AM

http://progressquest.com/expo.php?name=Hort+the+Tentacled

missuspuf

03-30-2005, 12:01 PM

Pffft.. you guys are slow.. already at level 24!

I think I may have killed mpuf, i just saw that I have a will-o-the-wisp wisp.

Woot and another elemental porn lube just dropped!

Please don't kill my kindred! you'll go from "barely-tolerated" to "Tar-and-feather at first sight" with the wisp tribe!

hey! you can play this game AND WOW at the same time!

Phanataz

03-30-2005, 03:30 PM

Dont you threaten me, I just now got "Holy Batpole" and "Cone of Paste" spells. And you really dont want me to use "Big Sister". I heard it spawns the Princess from WoW.. ;)

(p.s. You dont scare me, Hort. I step on land squids for breakfast!)

Hort

03-30-2005, 05:28 PM

My level 21 half-orc hunter strangler "Hort the Small" now has the Gleaming Fleece of nervousness so just you look out. Meanwhile, My original land squid is 27 and seems to be fond of his Gleaming Cobble of Misapprehension. :p

Phanataz

03-31-2005, 03:52 AM

.. so just you look out.

Hmm you seem to be a victim of my "Roger's Grand Illusion" spell. You know you can never defeat me. Even if I did start losing in a battle, at the last minute i'll perform "Animate Nightstand"!

Level 32, btw :D My latest precious drops: "Cardboard Golem Recycling" and "Beer Golem Foam"

Hort

03-31-2005, 03:59 AM

Yeah- well my level 32 spectral oyster spell is your doom! Or is it my treant acorn? :p

And fetch me an inkwell while you are at it.

missuspuf

03-31-2005, 10:16 AM

missuspuf

03-31-2005, 10:18 AM

now lvl 10....

using my new spell, Aqueous humor...works well with all the placating i've been doing.

you should see my new cuisses, banded studded pleathers...nice!

Phanataz

03-31-2005, 03:22 PM

mpuf, your stats dont seem to be updating:
http://progressquest.com/expo.php?name=mpuf+whose+your+mama

Hort

03-31-2005, 06:52 PM

LOL at the spell "Grognor's Big Day Off" and the +20 Stabbity Polished Bastard Sword

missuspuf

03-31-2005, 08:53 PM

missuspuf

03-31-2005, 08:54 PM

i have an alt! Mpuf Rules is now my main character...

:D

Hort

04-01-2005, 05:51 AM

Hey Phan- You noticed how much more slow progression is in the 30's? I rushed right to level 32 and it's been a couple of days getting to 39.

Must be the baalzebul pants

Phanataz

04-01-2005, 10:46 AM

Yes, there are less porn elementals to kill. You start to get better drops from monsters. I just got an "ape ass" (i kid you not). It's amazing what vendors will buy from you.

I also found that you can hit control-B from the game to quickly view your online stats.

Hort

04-02-2005, 09:06 AM

I started a second character about 2 days after the first. This morning the new one caught up with the original and will probably pass him today: