Ahhh..I never tire of blonde jokes.... [Archive]

ProphetSix

08-21-2003, 05:55 PM

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think
you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your
kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on
your knee!"

SoBeiT

08-21-2003, 06:13 PM

Perfect, just perfect :)

-F7

08-21-2003, 06:29 PM

Rofl 6!

Play

08-21-2003, 07:02 PM

:lol:

godIZme

08-21-2003, 07:46 PM

:bow:

tr@xtandn

08-21-2003, 07:54 PM

http://www.whorehouze.com/forum/html/emoticons/lol_hitting.gif

Airlea

08-22-2003, 02:07 AM

Hey, I resemble that blonde. :p

Couldn't resist the following:

"There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The DJ was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

:rolleyes:

~Airlea~

stapuf

08-22-2003, 02:52 AM

Hey, I resemble that blonde. :p

Couldn't resist the following:

"There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The DJ was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

:rolleyes:

~Airlea~

Swear to gawd, I was thinking of that joke when I opened this thread...you stole my marshmallow thunder Airlea.

My runner up.
What does a blonde do when she wakes up in the morning?

Answer: go home.

Zinia

08-22-2003, 07:47 AM

OMG....funny P6

ProphetSix

08-22-2003, 11:25 AM

LOL Lea!!! Good one!

Airlea

08-22-2003, 12:21 PM

Swear to gawd, I was thinking of that joke when I opened this thread...you stole my marshmallow thunder Airlea.

How many times do I have to tell you?! Your marshmallow thunder or anything to do with your mm mmm mmm puffiness, is ALWAYS smothered between Nutella and some graham crackers when it comes to me seeing anything typed by you! DIE MARSHMALLOW BOY!!!

I haven't been camping this year =( Does it show? :cry: S'mores :cry:

~Airlea~

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So that brunettes and men can remember them. :moon:

radio667

08-22-2003, 12:39 PM

LMAO :bow: Thank You PRO 6 , LEA and PUFFY - I findally have something to smile about this week !!!!!!!!!!!