Geek Humor

[StealthDP]

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that understand binary & those that don't.

[SuperDank]

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that understand binary & those that don't.


01010011011101000110010101100001011011000111010001 10100001000100010100000010000001101001011100110010 00000111010001101000011000010111010000100000010011 01011000010110111000100001001000000100100100100000 01110111011000010111001100100000011100110110111100 10000001110011011000010110010000100000011101110110 10000110010101101110001000000110110101111001001000 00011100000110000101110010011001010110111001110100 01110011001000000110110101101111011101100110010101 10010000100000011011110111010101110100001011000010 00000110001001110101011101000010000001001001001000 00011001100110111101110101011011100110010000100000 01110100011010000110010101101101001011000010000001 11001101101111001000000110100001100101011100100110 01010010000001001001001000000110000101101101001011 10001011100010000001010000011000010111000001100001 00101100001000000100110101100001011011010110000100 10110000100000011010010111001100100000011101000110 10000110000101110100001000000111100101101111011101 01001111110010000001101001011101000111001100100000 01101101011001010010110000100000011110010110111101 11010101110010001000000110110001101111011011100110 01110010000001101100011011110111001101110100001000 00011100110110111101101110001011000010000001010011 01110101011100000110010101110010010001000110000101 10111001101011001011100010111000101110000011010000 10100000110100001010010001110110000101101101011010 01011011100010000001000001011100110111100101101100 01110101011011010010000001010010011011110110001101 10101101110011001000010010000100100001

[SuperDank]

http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

get it right here.

[SoBeiT]

Oh I want to be a 1.....everyone knows about zeros :p

[SFT]

Christmas time, and Luke and Darth Vader are approaching the Emperor's throne room. Darth Vader, trying to break the ice between his estranged son, struggles for something to say. "Luke, I know what you got for Christmas."

Luke looks up. "Excuse me?"

"I know what you got for Christmas, my son."

Luke frowns. "You left me with Uncle Owen and Aunt Baru! You were never there for Christmas! How can you possibly know what I received for Christmas?"

Darth Vader slowly turns towards Luke. "I have felt your presence."
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Top 20 phone tech support no-no's

20. Try to sell homemade LSD to caller.

19. "Still not used to this whole electricity thing, huh?

18. Proclaim your undying love.

17. Advise the customer to lick the power supply.

16. "So, what are you wearing?"

15. Constantly refer to caller as "Pumpkin."

14. As you look up a part number, whistle loudly in a monotone.

13. "You've got to be kidding."

12. "What you do is get yourself 50 cents and go and buy a clue.

11. Use baby talk.

10. "I don't get paid enough to deal with jerks like you."

9. Ridicule the inadequacy of the caller's system.

8. "Yo no hablo ingles."

7. Use metaphors based on your experiences with rabid dogs.

6. Laugh maniacally.

5. Twist the callers words to make it seem as if there is no problem.

4. "You're screwed. You're just screwed."

3. Encourage the caller to pound on the CPU casing.

2. Try to set up caller with your second cousin.

1. "How the hell did you get access to a computer?"

[Creeper]

:bow:

[ProphetSix]

17. Advise the customer to lick the power supply.

^-------------- LOL.....best one evah!!!!!!

[SoBeiT]

11. Use baby talk.

From the radio show I listen to it seems to work...often :D

[SoBeiT]

You know Creeper I use to think the 1 & 0s were a puzzle like make a face out of it or something.

Good thing the universe keeps going round without me having to solve it..hehe.